It takes infinitely longer to fold and put away laundry than it takes to actually wash the stuff. (Cut out the middle man and don’t fold. You’ll add hours to your life.)
There are only small joys in life. The big ones are to complicated to be joys when you get all through with them. Once you realize this, it takes the pressure off.
If I don’t know the author, I do judge a book by its cover—and by its title. While I don’t generally do this with people, when looking for a new “used” book at the store, I have to admit that the cover and the title will grab me. (This doesn’t surprise me, considering I’m distracted by colors and shiny things.)
Brown basmati rice is more expensive that “regular” brown rice, but worth every penny for the swap.
Of all the reasons to get married, love and pissing off your family are both pretty strong.
It’s quite possible that this is the cutest video ever. If it doesn’t make you smile, you have no soul.
I think I love him.
Sometimes you have to remove self-judgment and look objectively at your own situation. You’re not that bad. It’s not that bad. Cut yourself some slack.
Most of the people that tell you to “relax” are almost always the source of your anxiety.
Inspiration Deficit Disorder isn’t a real thing, but it should be (hell, we give every other thing a “scientific” name.)
There is no baseline for normal. Once you realize this, it takes the pressure off.
The only thing I know about “The Hills” is from what I’ve seen on “The Soup,” and that was entirely too much. That was really a show? (But I would be enthralled watching Joel read the phone book, so I can’t complain.)
You can stop without quitting, take a break when you want to. Once you realize this, it takes the pressure off.
Any FYI’s to share?