Kanye West: “Weed Digger”

It’s been awhile since I’ve serenaded you with veggie verses, so it’s my pleasure to present to you my take on Kanye West’s Golddigger,” with a gardening spin.

 Weed Digger”

weeddigger

She gives me veggies, when I’m in need

Yeah she’s a gardening friend indeed

Oh she’s a weed digger, way over town

That digs on me.

Chorus:

(She gives me veggies.)

Now I ain’t sayin’ she a weed digger (when I’m in need)

But all these plants are getting bigger, bigger.

(She gives me veggies)

Now I ain’t sayin’ she a weed digger (when I’m in need)

But all these plants are getting bigger, bigger.

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)

Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)

Get down girl gone head

18 plants, 18 plants

She got one of every kind, about 18 plants

I know somebody putting stakes up for all of those beans,

Her green thumb mamma helps secure it so that it never leans.

You will see her there outside on any given day

Digging up the dandelions out from the clay.

She was supposed to buy some new clothes with some of her money

But went down to the greenhouse and got seeds with that money

Now she keeping her plants safe from that meddling bunny,

So that it doesn’t eat the greens she bought with all of her money.

If you ain’t no punk, holla “We want turnips!

WE WANT TURNIPS!” Yeah.

It’s something that you need to know

‘Cause what you’ll see when you go to her home.

18 plants, 18 plants

And in her flowers you can find a happy little gnome.

Chorus:

Now I ain’t saying she’s a weed digger (she got needs)

She don’t want her yard to suck, so she pulls those weeds

Her OCD compels her every day to rake up the leaves,

There’s green beans in the back, so she rolls up her sleeves

She got that ambition, baby, look in her eyes

This week she’s picking peppers you would normally buy.

So, stick by her side

I know this girl is crazy, but the garden is nice

And she gonna keep weeding and trying

But you stay right there

‘Cause when you need some good tomatoes she is willing to share.

Get down girl go head get down

Get down girl go head get down

Get down girl go head get down

Get down girl go head

(lemme hear that back)

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11 responses to “Kanye West: “Weed Digger”

  1. That is fantastic! I totally sung along in my head. Well done.

  2. I did too!! (sing it in my head). Awesome. I like that song, and will not hear it the same again. :)

  3. I bow before you.. She gardens, she writes, she raps. Weirdly I wrote about growing tomatos today.. must be in the air. Holla!

  4. Brilliant! I sang along in my head and you nailed it. My favorite parts? “Somebody putting stakes up for all of those beans” and
    “She went down to the greenhouse and got seeds for your money.”

    The only thing that could make this better is if you did a video of you rapping it. Hi-larious and so clever.

  5. “WE WANT TURNIPS!” Funny as hell.

  6. Meddling bunnies….SNORT! Girl, you so funny!

  7. You have a gift! This was so funny and creative! 😉👍

  8. “Her OCD compels her every day to rake up the leaves” and “This week she’s picking peppers you would normally buy” are my favorite lines. Song parodies not easy to do well, but you pulled it off!

  9. Awesome! We want turnips and that meddling bunny killed me.

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